Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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