Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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