So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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