Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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