I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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