Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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