I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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