i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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