My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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