She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My dick has a subreddit
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
