my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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