So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
are you so shy because you have an std?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
