Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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