OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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