Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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