Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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