Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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