do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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