So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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