Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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