Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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