How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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