ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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