question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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