I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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