Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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