I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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