When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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