Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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