thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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