I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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