no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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