You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I CAN MOONWALK!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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