Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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