I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Randomize
