We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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