the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
