He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
its not stalking. its research.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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