how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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Acid is not a monday night drug
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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