so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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