I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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