I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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