also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i dont even know how to be here
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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