so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize
