i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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