another moral hangover. fuck.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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