My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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