yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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