fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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