I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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