just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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