i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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