Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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