Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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