Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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