I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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