I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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